• plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

wifiashton:

twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: square)

castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

ethanwearsprada:

THEY DIDNT EVEN POST THE BEST ONES

(Source: College Humor)

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

o 52045 o

(Source: snlgifs)

baby's first words

  • baby: d-d-da..
  • father: daddy?
  • baby: david bowie

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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